★ Welcome to BakesBuilds.com
LEGENDARYWelcome to BakesBuilds — the internet's only comprehensive theorycraft database dedicated to the one and only Bakeray, also known as Ray Electronica, also known as "that guy who's never online when you need him."
Est. circa 2011, this site has been the premiere resource for understanding the enigma that is Bakeray. Whether he's AFK in Stormwind, one-tricking in League, or explaining why his NFT purchases were actually "smart investments," this is where the truth lives.
"This site is not endorsed, approved, or even acknowledged by Bakeray. He probably doesn't know it exists. Again."
Site last updated: probably never lol
⚡ Latest News & Patch Notes
RARE UPDATE
[2026-03-02] BakesBuilds 2.0 LAUNCHED
After 15 years, the site has been rebuilt from the ground up. Bakeray has not been consulted. His NFT portfolio has not recovered.
After 15 years, the site has been rebuilt from the ground up. Bakeray has not been consulted. His NFT portfolio has not recovered.
[2025-12-15] Bakeray Spotted Online
CONFIRMED: Bakeray was online for approximately 22 minutes before disappearing for 3 weeks. Sources say he said "word" and logged off.
CONFIRMED: Bakeray was online for approximately 22 minutes before disappearing for 3 weeks. Sources say he said "word" and logged off.
[2024-??-??] NFT Market Update
Bakeray's NFT collection has achieved a new milestone: $0.00 total value. View the Wall of Shame »
Bakeray's NFT collection has achieved a new milestone: $0.00 total value. View the Wall of Shame »
[ONGOING] Where's Bakeray?
Current status: OFFLINE | Last seen: Unknown | ETA: lmao
Current status: OFFLINE | Last seen: Unknown | ETA: lmao
[CLASSIC] "no wow obligations today - LEGENDARY NIGHT"
A historic proclamation. The night was, in fact, not legendary.
A historic proclamation. The night was, in fact, not legendary.
💬 Quote of the Day
EPIC🛡 Featured Item
⚔ Bakeray, The Absent Blade
Binds when you try to invite to group
Two-Hand Sword
420 - 710 Damage Speed 4.20
(134.5 damage per second)
+69 Stamina
+420 "I'll be on later"
+100% chance to not show up for raid
Equip: When the raid needs you most, go offline for 3 weeks.
Use: Say "word" (30 sec cooldown)
"He said he'd be on at 9. It's 11:30." — Sylv
📊 Raid Attendance Tracker - Current Tier
TRACKED| Raider | Attendance | Avg. Tardiness | Excuse Quality | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sylv | 94% | On time | N/A | Online |
| LiverPunch | 87% | 5 min | Decent | Online |
| Bakeray | 12% | ??? | "word" | Offline (2+ weeks) |
| Doug | 78% | 15 min | Terrible | In queue |