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🛠 Talent Builds & Theorycrafting

Bakeray's questionable spec choices, analyzed by people who actually play the game

⚔ WoW: The "I Saw This On YouTube" Build

BAKERAY APPROVED

Bakeray's WoW talent builds follow a consistent methodology: find a YouTube video from 3 patches ago, copy it exactly, then never adjust for current content. When confronted about suboptimal choices, respond with "it works for me" (narrator: it does not work for him).

🔸 Specialization: AFK (Primary)

Chronic Lateness
30 min late to every raid
5/5
Vanish (Improved)
Log off without saying bye
5/5
Selective Hearing
Ignore Discord pings
5/5
Smoke Break
BRB 5 min (returns in 40)
5/5
Feign Death
Pretend to DC during wipes
5/5
Thick Skin
Immune to NFT roasting
5/5
Actually Show Up
Requires: Motivation
0/5
Be On Time
LOCKED - prerequisite not met
0/5

🔸 Specialization: "I'll Switch If We Need It" (Secondary)

Role Flexibility
Never actually switches
0/5
Preparation
Having correct gear ready
0/5
Research Boss
Watch a guide beforehand
0/5
Consumables
Bring flasks and food
0/5

Note: This entire tree is unspent because it requires being online first.

⚡ League of Legends: "The Legendary SKT Bakeray" Build

HARDSTUCK

Bakeray's League philosophy can be summarized as: pick what looks cool, build whatever, and if it doesn't work, blame the jungler. The "SKT" in his self-given title stands for "Sometimes Kinda Tries."

Attribute Rating Notes
Map Awareness D- Walks into 5 people. Repeatedly. Without abilities.
CS/min F Minions are apparently optional in his build
Team Communication A+ Excellent at saying "lmao" after dying
Champion Pool B Plays 1 champion. Badly.
Blame Deflection S+ Has never once admitted a death was his fault
Confidence S+ Unshakeable. 0/7 and still calls himself legendary.

🔸 Bakeray's Patented League Strategy

  1. Lock in champion (always the same one)
  2. Don't look at enemy team comp
  3. Push lane aggressively without wards
  4. Die to gank
  5. Say "lmao" in chat
  6. Repeat steps 3-5 until game ends
  7. Queue again immediately with zero self-reflection
  8. Reference yourself as "The Legendary SKT Bakeray" unironically

🎲 TFT: "I Don't Even Know What I'm Building"

CASUAL

Bakeray's TFT strategy is best described as "vibes-based." He picks units that look cool, puts items on whatever's in the front, and acts surprised when he goes 8th.

Sylv
ray why do you have 3 zekes on your carry
Bakeray
attack speed
LiverPunch
bro zekes goes on ADJACENT units not the carry
Bakeray
oh
Bakeray
word

🔫 Escape from Tarkov: "I Heard A Sound"

GEARED

Bakeray's Tarkov gameplay loop: spend 30 minutes gearing up, load into a raid, hear a sound, panic, die, repeat. Occasionally he'll survive an entire raid by accident because he was AFK in a bush.

Bakeray
dude i just got the most insane kit
LiverPunch
cool how long until you lose it
Bakeray
*dies 4 minutes into raid*
Sylv
LMAO

⭐ Community Build Ratings

Build Game Rating Votes Top Comment
AFK Spec (Primary) WoW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 420 "Perfectly optimized for what he does best" - Sylv
SKT Bakeray Special League ⭐ 69 "The confidence-to-skill ratio is astronomical" - LiverPunch
Vibes-Only TFT TFT ⭐⭐ 33 "He put 3 zekes on his carry. 3. Zekes." - LiverPunch
Bush Camper Deluxe Tarkov ⭐⭐⭐ 17 "Accidentally survived by being AFK. Legend." - Sylv
Wildes Gold Farm WoW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 88 "400+g. His rogue IS a farm machine." - Sylv
NFT Investor Build Real Life ❌ 999 "Worst build in any game, including life" - Everyone