📘 About the Sacred Texts
CANONICALWhat follows is a carefully curated collection of quotes, exchanges, and prophecies pulled directly from the Discord DMs spanning 2017 to 2026. These texts have been preserved for future generations so they may understand the enigma that is Bakeray.
Note: All quotes are real. We couldn't make this stuff up if we tried.
Chapter I: The Gospel of "Word"
CORE DOCTRINEIn the beginning, there was darkness. And then Bakeray said "word", and it meant everything and nothing simultaneously. This is the foundation upon which all Bakeray communication is built.
Translation: Unknown. He did not log in.
Translation: Acceptance? Denial? Transcendence? The scholars debate to this day.
The night was, in fact, not legendary. He played for 45 minutes and went to bed.
Chapter II: Where Is Bakeray?
RECURRING MYSTERYThe eternal question. Asked at least once per gaming session since 2011. The answer is always the same: nobody knows.
Narrator: He did not hop on. "rn" apparently means "sometime in the next fiscal quarter."
Chapter III: The Legendary SKT Bakeray
LEAGUE ARCIn League of Legends, Bakeray adopted the self-given title of "The Legendary SKT Bakeray", referencing the legendary Korean esports team SKT T1. His actual gameplay did not reflect this title.
Chapter IV: The Bubbles Chronicles
GUILD LOREBubbles. Every guild has one. He's there, he tries, and the results are... consistent. Self-appointed tank who needs to be told "where to stand for tanking and shit." Calls everyone "fool" and says "gaboon" like it means something. The one thing Bakeray, Sylv, LiverPunch, and Wildes can all agree on.
Chapter V: "It's A Long-Term Investment"
NFT ARCThe NFT chapter. The one that keeps on giving. Bakeray bought in at the top and has been holding the bag ever since. Sylv and LiverPunch have not let this go and never will.
For the complete financial disaster, visit the NFT Wall of Shame »
Chapter V½: The Gospel of "My Dude"
CORE CREWIf Bakeray is the ghost and Bubbles is the liability, Wildes is the backbone. The rogue/warrior main who actually shows up, farms his own gold, and somehow keeps a positive attitude despite playing with the rest of us. His vocabulary consists of "hells yeah", "noice", "yeoo", and calling everyone "my dude." He is the only member of TeaBag Raiders who has never caused a wipe, a drama, or a financial loss.
The man was, in fact, ready. Unlike some people.
Supportive AND strategic. A rare combination in this guild.
Even when struggling, Wildes keeps it positive. The anti-Bakeray.
Chapter VI: Rare Moments of Clarity
RARE DROPOnce in a great while, Bakeray strings together more than one word. These moments are treasured by the community.
And like that, the moment of clarity was gone.
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